After six months in lockdown in our DIY home studio we return to the airwaves, live from the 1BTN bunker, as we embark on a back to work training programme that may go horribly, horribly wrong. But if we play our cards right (higher) and find all the correct knobs (lower) we’ve a show for you filled with plenty of disco, hot promos, new music, compilation corkers, a threesome you’ll never be able to say farewell to and a camp corner destined to thrill – all Balearic like. Nice.

Yes, who knew when the shutters came down back in March it would be six months before we would get back to the bunker but the day has finally come. Queenie and I will be live on 1BTN this Friday. Anti-bac-ed, wiped down and never disco distanced.