That moment when you are supposed to be talking about Maze & Masters at Glastonbury but you get sidetracked by tales of carpet burns and timbales. Apologies to Verity, Bryony, Mairi, Lottie, Steven and HE.SHE.THEY One day we’ll learn how to do proper – like those cool radio DJs.

The Wildblood and Queenie Show on 1BTN Losing it about bongos since 1993. 1st & 3rd Fridays 14:00-17:00 101.4FM DAB+ 1btn.fm