Dear Greggs. The arrival of the pumpkin latte is not the news I have been waiting for. If you care to email me about the resignation of this Tory shambles of a government, Suella Braverman being locked in a barge moored to an island in the centre of hell, the sudden enlightenment of TERFS everywhere, Arsenal WFC signing Mary Earps, someone mastering the art of silent crisp eating, the return of Mighty Mouse or affordable homes for my loved ones then do let me know. Other than that? Nah.