So here’s one of those lists of tunes in some kind of particular order on a streaming service that will come in handy when you fancy dancing like no one is watching – either in the comfort of your own home all solo-like or in a neighbourly fashion with, erm, your neighbours. Music to make friends with, party with, shake hips to and ensure you forget about reality. Warning: may cause hot flushes. Apply with care.

Wildblood and Queenie. Two queer dears with a love of disco, right proper house music and those pink North London cakes from Greggs. Can’t actually say the name. It’s a Gooner/Hammer kinda thing. Book us here. If you must.