Disco. Disco infused house. And more disco. Just how we like it. And if you like then you will love Horse Meat Disco at Patterns this weekend. Stylish, attitude free clubbing from London’s finest disco purveyors here on the south coast. Just how we like it. And if it anything like the last installment of HMD exclusive residency at Brighton’s finest club then we are up for a treat. A treat littered with disco, glitter and the friendliest clubbers in town.

Catch the HMD crew doing their thing downstairs in the club whilst Queen Josephine and I do our right proper disco thing in the bar. Nice.

Horse Meat Disco at Patterns, 10 Marine Parade, Brighton. 11pm. Tickets here.