Apparently football is coming home and so to greet it we thought we’d play some fine disco and loopy laidback house this Saturday night at Patterns from 10pm. Which lets face it will either be one of those disbelieving footie celebrations or just the excuse we all needed to drown our lion ambitions. Either the way the tunes will be fine, the welcome finer. See you at the front.

Wildblood and Queenie Invites (football to come home) at Upstairs at Patterns, 10 Marine Parade, Brighton. Saturday 3rd July 10pm-close. Free entry. For bookings and info click here