Perfect Distractions: Schtummcast 010: Neal Schtumm!

I’m beginning to become my desk, chained here like a third year approaching way too many deadlines. Oh hang on I am a third year approaching way too many deadlines. So as I sit here writing about clubs I’d rather be dancing in than analysing I can only console myself with a decent soundtrack – and the thought of a birthday boogie at Audio come … Continue reading Perfect Distractions: Schtummcast 010: Neal Schtumm!

Wildblood & Queenie’s January Wonders

It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new year and we’re feeling good…well okay maybe a little cold, skint and fed up but sod that, lets turn it up and bring the New Year in with some style, substance and sweet beats. Like you do. First up to warm the cockles of your soul is the funk of Her Smiling Eye from … Continue reading Wildblood & Queenie’s January Wonders

Queen Josephine’s New Years Honour List!

Its that time of year when we bow down before her Royal Highness Queen Josephine and each wonder how on earth a lesbian could be so camp. And its the time of year when HRH dolls out her New Years Honours list. (Well if her madge can hand out gongs to the olympians why can’t my missus hand out a few disco balls.) Queenie’s honours … Continue reading Queen Josephine’s New Years Honour List!

Perfect Distractions: Maxxi Soundsystem feat Thomas Gandey ‘Shake Your Head’ Jaymo Remix

There are so many tunes I wanna hear tonight. This is near the top of the list. This is one for the arse wigglers out there. Oh and that bass line. Whallop! Maxxi Soundsystem feat Thomas Gandey ‘Shake Your Head’ Jaymo Remix on Moda Black Purchase on Beatport Continue reading Perfect Distractions: Maxxi Soundsystem feat Thomas Gandey ‘Shake Your Head’ Jaymo Remix

Perfect Distractions: Kris Di Angelis ‘If You Ain’t Got Soul’ Room Service

This is filling me with camp anticipation. 2013 is gonna be a cute year. And with tunes like this soundtracking the forthcoming sauciness I’m happy with my days. (Helped naturally by the handsomeness of its producer – our Queenie is smitten!) Grab it now on Beatport or help yourself to a rather corking Organic Pirate ‘Imaginarium’ Exclusive mix by Kabuki Cheerleader , which may or … Continue reading Perfect Distractions: Kris Di Angelis ‘If You Ain’t Got Soul’ Room Service

Gscene DJ Profile: Mister Barker

Hell folks….it’s only bloody nearly January! And once them New Years bells have stopped ringing in your ears it’s time to think of something far more tuneful to keep your shell-likes happy. So Queen Josephine has sought out a right little treasure to warm the cockles of your hearts and get you skipping merrily off to disco land. Ladies and gentlemen, please raise a glass … Continue reading Gscene DJ Profile: Mister Barker

Queenie’s New Year Resolutions: Eat more peas

Well, I’ve just done something I rarely do. I’ve looked back at January 2012’s Querying Queenie to see what the bloody buggery I blithered on about. And I discovered that whilst my New Years Resolutions were quite thin on the ground – I’d vowed to take up petty crime, join a Flock Of Seagulls tribute band and play badminton every day – they were also … Continue reading Queenie’s New Year Resolutions: Eat more peas

Perfect Distractions: Alexis Raphael ‘I Know’ (Ravers Version)

I can’t think of eleven words that makes a seasoned clubber like me grin more. ‘Come on, take off your jeans, I wanna see your underwear’. Thankfully Alexis Raphael keeps that grin going with his generosity this Xmas season. Grab a free download of I Know (Ravers Version) to ensure your season is soundtracked by right proper grin inducing deep house. Like you do. Now … Continue reading Perfect Distractions: Alexis Raphael ‘I Know’ (Ravers Version)